well, its been a long time since i have blogged because there has been a lot going on.
my husband has SEVERELY pissed me off. (i was ready to divorce him already in our 7 month marriage- for being a douche) but more on that later.
im in too good a mood right now to talk about upsetting things.
I have my children for the next 2 weeks. and i have them at the beach. i. am. in. heaven.
aside from the behavior problems.
dude, my kids are so funny. they are sarcastic assholes just like me.
today i told my daughter to wrap a towel around her butt so we could walk back to the truck from the beach… she (6 yrs old) looked at me dead faced and said ” how did you know i have a butt?” i told her everyone has a butt… [at this point the guy near us on the beach is peeing on himself laughing] so she proceeds to ask everyone we pass on the way back to the car if they have a butt.
this little girl loves to fart…. i KNOW she knows everyone has a butt…. i really just think she was trying to embarrass me… was funny though
more to follow involving cat poop, spaceballs, and who knows what else… today was just the first day!!!!!!
so i hear this crazy hum… for like an hour…i thought it was like a speaker hum sound ? but then i turned off the speakers and the sound was still there…
i looked for like 30 minutes…
finally i walk into my bedroom….
my vibrator is going FULL BLAST spinning around like a freaking pinwheel.
that thing is a champ.
still worked this morning too.
it keeps going, and going, and going…
my life is so boring right now i literally have nothing to write about….
unless you would like to read movie reviews of the 90 million movies ive watched recently…
some good ones, some bad ones
A Perfect Host- BIZARRE but really good. super duper surprising. like, will totally throw you for a loop. at least twice. i dont want to spoil it by saying too much. but the actor who was in frazier that was the main charachter…. really good role for him. really really. highly recommend.
Solitary- I was irritated throughout the movie and disappointed at the end of it… but it was intriguing enough to where i wanted to know how it ended… i just was not thrilled. coulda been so much better.
Interview with a vampire- yeah, shut up, i had never seen it. Brad pitt was just beautiful… and i fail to see how we didnt realize what a douche tom cruise was a long time ago. i cant look at him without getting pissed off…
The speed of thought- slightly predictable. not great… not awful… nothing really exceptional about it.
The Rum Diary- Very interesting movie. Do not watch unless you feel like paying attention. and the chic that looks like scarlett johansen is super hot.
Every Episode of Dr. Who- Mostly, Awesome. I started by watching Torchwood though, to get me hooked. i would recommend going that route if you are mentally anti- Dr. Who.
If you have been living under a rock and have no idea what Dr. Who is…. time travel and aliens… its wonderful for nerds 🙂 and just the right amount of love story.
Ok… well… im off to watch the Black Dalia